Top Ten Dogs to Help You Survive the Apocalypse

Welcome to the ultimate guide on which furry friend will help you make it through the apocalypse. Here are the top ten dogs, rated from worst to best, that will be your trusty companions during the end of the world.

10 Chihuahua

Despite their small size, these pint-sized pooches pack a punch. They're perfect for those who need a little watchdog to keep watch over their canned beans.

9 Bulldog 

These meatballs of love may not be the fastest or most agile, but their stubbornness and loyalty will keep you going through the toughest of times. 

8 Dachshund

These little hot dogs may not seem like much, but their ability to hunt rodents will keep your food stores free from unwanted guests.

7 Poodle 

These high-maintenance pups may need a little extra care, but their intelligence and trainability will make them invaluable in navigating the post-apocalyptic world. 

6 Border Collie 

These herding dogs will be your new best friend when it comes to rounding up supplies and keeping your makeshift home in order.

5 Doberman Pinscher

With their intimidating appearance, these dogs will keep any would-be attackers at bay. They're fiercely loyal and will protect you at all costs.

4 German Shepherd

The classic protector, German Shepherds are intelligent, agile, and have a strong sense of duty. They're perfect for those who need a companion to watch their back. 

3 Labrador Retriever

These lovable goofballs may not seem like the ideal apocalypse dog, but their innate ability to retrieve and their easy-going nature makes them a great addition to any survivor group.  

2 Rottweiler

These muscular dogs may have a tough exterior, but they're known for their loyalty and their ability to adapt to any situation. They're the ultimate survival companion. 

1 Siberian Husky

These beautiful dogs are built for the harsh conditions of the apocalypse. Their thick coats will keep you warm during cold nights, and their sledge-dog abilities will help you traverse any terrain.  

So there you have it, folks. The top ten dogs to get to help you survive the apocalypse. Remember, while a dog can be a great asset, they're also a huge responsibility. Before bringing one into your survival group, ensure you're ready for the challenge.

This article was written using ChatGPT and images from Midjourney, it only took a couple of hours in total (mainly in Midjourney and laying out article).  The future is ‘interesting’ and this little experiment raises many issues but does make me realize that The Idea is very important.

 Idea and editing © 2023 Ben Edward (https://funkytwig.com).